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“Oh no, little brother, I didn’t mean any of that when I told you I was going to give you some private lessons. You’re such a good-looking guy, but you’re so awkward with women, I can’t stand seeing you get rejected so often.
“So, yesterday, my mom caught me masturbating! I am still *so* embarrassed about it! Later that day, when we were in the car, she told me she was cool with it, and even later, she said she was “curious” to know why I did it. (She could have
the-queen-of-spiders: My nude video debut, also know as the most awkward porn you’ll ever see. So awkward that it will kill your boner.And yes, the soapy armpit fart was an accident, and I laugh at things that aren’t funny.
brothersisterfathermother: I was so surprised when I learned that my little brother had a huge crush on me. I guess it kinda makes sense - he’s always so dorky and awkward around me, and he’d always get angry if he heard about people I’d hooked
myfaceherthrone: tpoiuy: utswing2003: I bet that was awkward. Hehehehe thats so fucking funny! Watch till the end
londonphile: Cumberbatch gives one of his best performances as the awkward, socially inept but brilliant mathematician. “He just gave and gave,” says Tyldum. “We’re both perfectionists and we both like to push things, so that was why I’m so
my arms are so awkward. I swear I took this picture 6 different times trying to find a pose that was not as weird. w/e.
I looked the girl up and down, and for the first time in my life I was actually nervous. About talking to a girl.What the fuck, right? She was so beautiful, and dressed so damn hot, that I lost my cool.Took me a whole five minutes of awkward small talk
If BBCAN does castng like BBUS does (Both done by Robyn kass so lets just assume yes) then that means there is a good change the BBCAN3 house will have an awkward older gay superfan.
Daddydog’s kitty hasn’t been doing so hot. Bailed on working today to visit and say goodbye and offer my condolences. To anyone who has ever awkwardly had to hear me meow at shit in old mic streams, its that kitty’s fault. Always walke
Huhhhhh. So Katie Tiedritch from Awkward Zombie just graduated college. What the fuck. I remember as if it were yesterday when she got into university and blogged about it. That was 2010. Holy fucking shit, time flies doesn’t it.
I’m sorry that the drawpile ended so suddenly, my friend’s comp put itself to sleep thus ending it :”Dbut hoooo boiii, it was stressful for me af lol, but now at least I can join piles again [turns out I had to update my drawpile lol]but, here’s
fucking-meatball: assetandmission: K, so, after Steve and Sharon kiss, when they both say “That was… late”, and smile? …What are they even talking about? Late?! LATE?!?! When was their chemistry set up at all?! Steve and Sharon’s ENTIRE
cazador-red: awkward-tension: cheeseanonioncrisps: We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.
nonchalantchile: So I apologize for the sheer awkwardness that is me. I’m sorry for all the rocking back and forth, I think that was just like me trying to not fidget ( swivel chair=rocking back and forth). I also apologize for the buzzing sound. It
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ihyuni: What’s in it that like you’re hiding it like this?
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urban-plushie: I Finally let myself have an accidentOkay just, urf, I’m so awkward I’m sorry. ( •́ ^ •̀ ) I created the video that this came from like a month ago and was way too embarrassed to post it…and well I technically still am but,
out-there-on-the-maroon: theflowofink: lunchinthelibrary: Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends
strapsandheels: ahahah that cropped wip was pretty misleading >:> I like bondage!erejean as much as the next person but we must not forget that they are delicate virgin flower babies awkward as fuck I also just wanted to draw some 3D maneuver
urban-plushie: I Finally let myself have an accident Okay just, urf, I’m so awkward I’m sorry. ( •́ ^ •̀ ) I created the video that this came from like a month ago and was way too embarrassed to post it…and well I technically still am but,
jaclcfrost: it’s so awkward being asked “do you really think that lowly of yourself?” because no? of course not? buddy, i was just.. kidding around.. haha, funny, haha? humor, you know? but also truthfully: yeah. absolutely. without a doubt. hold
naughtyjessicathoughts:My best friends stepbrother was such a nerd. We had made fun of him all through high school as he was just so awkward around girls and was such an easy target. That was until the day he finally decided we had teased him for the
simirgos: she helped him to put some boxes away and he said she was so nice she deserved a kiss. she thought he was serious. nice way to make things awkward god damn it isabelle kicks acts all smooth n stuff but i bet that he doesnt know how to play
tinkerlu: i spent a while trying to think of something cool to put on jean’s shirt but all i could think of was shine bright like a diamond so that explains that. first dates are so awkward man…
assiraphales:it must have been so awkward in that control room after luke & grogu left bc on one hand you just watched a man say goodbye to his small child he loves very very much on the other not only did mando take off his helmet but holy shit was
“I think I know what it is that’s bothering you. Why it is you’ve been so awkward around me for the last couple weeks. […] That trip down to Jacksonville was crazy. We were both exhausted, we were both emotional and…you know, if something
lunchinthelibrary: Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great
shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post: anonymous said:how old r u then26 You don’t look it though, you have such a young face! haha, I suppose I do! I’m also kinda short so people always think I’m much younger than I am. Sometimes
Reasons I feel so awkward: I am going to be 26 in about a week, and it seems like the people I’m chatting with/have similar interests with are lately about 6+ years younger than me, and the programs I was in frowned upon things like that and I
So I woke up and this is what I was thinking about and its really gross and smutty and the ending is just outright awkward and disgusting as things go horribly wrong. I’m kinda proud I sorta wrote something even if it was just writing down my random
colonelmustangsnipples said: fanfiction.net/s/47050… <3 This is just amazing! That was so awkward, it was adorable. <3
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
babykittenn: tate892: joeymueller: Awkward photos from all ages night clubs. This is some real sick shit IM LAUGHING SO HARD, BUT I WILL BEAT MY KIDS IF THAT WAS THEM
alodia-belle: FULL VIEW on my deviantart account here! —- In which Levi needs to learn how to knock.…and Mikasa needs to remember to lock her door. :DThis was sooo much fun to think up and draw! I’m already working on another one that will feature
Had a dream last night that me and this guy I had a thing for many years ago (we were both too awkward to make a proper move) were actually dating and running around like we were 19 again and it was so cute and I miss him
jeaannguyen: That damn turtle was so awkward! D: PWUHAHAHAHHAHA!
That awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
adulthoodisokay: awkward-tension: cheeseanonioncrisps: We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible.
pixicatcher: megga628: taylorisawizard: Harvard Baseball Team | “Call Me Maybe” that one guy sleeping must feel so awkward… he’s THAT guy. all their straight faces kinda creeped me out but it was pretty funnnyyyy
pant1es: str0mbergs: badgyaldeli: tbh-awkward: polariity: omqwork: str0mbergs: qualityl1fe: this is so photoshopped. nobodies eyes are that color or that even and perfect. i bet this isnt even you, its probabaly some model that you find that was
ziraseal: cazador-red: awkward-tension: cheeseanonioncrisps: We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally
That awkward moment when you repeat a word so many times, that it loses it's meaning, and it just sounds like a strange sound coming out of your mouth, then you're not even sure if it's a real word or not.
If you're not mad that puberty was so awkward, then just look at the cast for the Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
pxnstripes: judgingbelli: baseballbabes: That one press conference Everyone was so awkward lol Charlie, Justin and Mike were the funny ones throughout the whole thing. Giancarlo and Aaron were the popular ones. Miguel and Gary were the ones that
craving-duckie: It was so awkward at first, finally meeting that older guy off of Tumblr. It was difficult to talk at first, but the awkward silence led to his hard eyes exploring your body, and you touching his arm. That led to kissing, and the feel
bustysister: “Oh no, little brother, I didn’t mean any of that when I told you I was going to give you some private lessons. You’re such a good-looking guy, but you’re so awkward with women, I can’t stand seeing you get rejected so often. So
so at my sisters wedding I was the maid of honor and when I got my dress they had to tailor it since im so tiny + I dont have the boobs to hold up a strapless dress so it was tight tight tight but I guess they forget that my ass actually isnt as small
bustysister: “So….um, what do you think, little brother? That was way less awkward than I was expecting and I sorta, well, I sorta want to do it again. Do you think you could do what you did to start us off last time? I’ve never had that feel
i’m so boring, i can’t hold a conversation i’ll just excessively use “o3o” faces online to show i’m paying attention, and in real life, i’d just make this awkward face in place to show that i’m listening
awkward-tension: cheeseanonioncrisps: We’re doing Postmodernism is Sociology, and the teacher was talking about ‘language games'— language that is so specialised that unless you’re part of a specific group it’s totally incomprehensible. And,
Headcanon that Sapphire used to be the WORST flirt of all time to Ruby like, she would only flirt so awkwardly (untill Ruby taught her how to ;) ) that it was actually endearing and cute like*Holds Ruby’s hand* haha..how’d that get there..*sweats*‘Did
that was tough to see..but for some reason it still doesn’t feel awkward, finally seeing you just made me miss you so much more..
Too Cool To Live The awkward moment when the protagonists aren’t even the most interesting characters… But that’s not all that uncommon I guess.
oh i got to see Big Hero 6 today!!!!! yEAAA since i read the original comic first it was slightly awkward to watch cause i was pointing out all the changes that were made in my heAD BUT OVERALL it was p cute, p cute
sugarbirb replied to your post “i mean, yeah. that’s a finale… i guess. ” any criticisms or things you enjoyed ? or was the entire episode just kinda nothing for you? ren+nora bonding was
The other day one of my girlfriends was talking about how having things plugged into electrical outlets still uses electricity even when you aren’t using them, and how some “extreme eco freaks” constantly keep everything unplugged when it isn’t
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